WORD OF THE DAY

I learned a few new words last week...

Danish:  PRUTSPOR                            English:  Fart stain
Danish:  BREMSESPOR                       English:  Shit stain

(giggling to myself)

I can't wait to use these words in a conversation.      

WHEN NATURE ATTACKS

ONLY IN DENMARK have I seen a swarm of bees outside of my apartment building.  As people were running for cover, I was running to close all the open windows.  It was a bit horrific and kind of reminded me of that late 70's horror movie, THE SWARM.

NATURE

ONLY IN DENMARK, have I found myself caught in a swarm of ladybugs and felt highly threatened.  Running and screaming, I am sure I looked like an idiot as other people around me were going about their daily routines.

OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

ONLY IN DENMARK, have I just seen several female studenter (graduates) wearing turbans, fake full beards, arabic style pants, genie style shoes that curve up, and carrying toy machine guns screaming through bull horns, "lalalalalalala". 

All I can say is that these bitches be straight tripping.

STRANGE CONVERSATIONS

ONCE AT KVICKLY'S CAFETERIA, we overheard a WRONG-TURN (check IMDB for the movie WRONG TURN) looking mom, who was talking to her WRONG-TURN looking sons, about how suicidal she was, but how she lived her life to the fullest.

Can we say that their conversation was a paradox?

ASSIMILATION

I REALLY HATE TO ADMIT THIS, but I love wearing socks with my Ecco sandals.  AND GUESS WHAT?  I shall soon be traveling to the U.S., comfortably wearing my socks and sandals the whole time like the freak geek I am, embarrassing my family.

YES!  YES!  :)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Once to shut up my co-worker (who always complained about foreigners living in Denmark), I compared the Dansk Folkeparti to the Tea Party of the United States.  Co-worker, who is not talking to me anymore, became highly offended. 

BUYAA!!!