Monday, May 9, 2011

THIS PARTY WAS MESSED UP!

ONLY IN DENMARK, at my own party, did my neighbor confess to me that he had a very small penis.  A very, very, very small penis.  (SMALL PENIS and his wife were long time friends of my husband.) 

Afterwards, SMALL PENIS asked me if I ate pork.  I answered that I loved pork, beef, chicken, turkey, fish, squirrel, snake, gator, but HAD NEVER EVER, AND WILL NEVER EVER, EAT HUMAN.

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