ONLY IN DENMARK, at my own party, did my neighbor confess to me that he had a very small penis. A very, very, very small penis. (SMALL PENIS and his wife were long time friends of my husband.)
Afterwards, SMALL PENIS asked me if I ate pork. I answered that I loved pork, beef, chicken, turkey, fish, squirrel, snake, gator, but HAD NEVER EVER, AND WILL NEVER EVER, EAT HUMAN.